Mobile Internet Down Under 192
Anonymous Coward writes "A truck, a sat dish and a sunburnt country. When you absolutely positively need to connect to the Internet, why not carry your own broadband connection with you? One Aussie guy and his wife are doing just that -- packed up the lot and have gone on the road, so far roughly 3000km. He says 'Of course nothing is simple. The salespeople were convinced that I couldn't line up the dish -- it took me about an hour to figure out and now roughly takes about ten minutes each time I set up. They told me that the wireless gear wouldn't talk to the modem, they told me that my Debian workstation wouldn't be supported, they told me that the BOC wouldn't talk to me, they told me that I needed training, they told me that it wasn't done and it wouldn't work, they told me that I'd void my warranty, they told me so many stories..'"
i can already see his new slogan (Score:5, Funny)
Re:i can already see his new slogan (Score:1)
Re:i can already see his new slogan (Score:2)
"That's not a ping
Re:i can already see his new slogan (Score:1, Informative)
I'm safely behind an Optus firewall and my IP is private. Not because I don't want people to ping me, but because I'd rather not deal with SoBIG and other rubbish over my paid link...
Satellite internet is wonderful, but I'm really glad I'm on a private network away from the rough and tumble of the 'net
Typical salesmen (Score:4, Insightful)
Really? (Score:2)
Re:Typical salesmen (Score:3, Funny)
Can't be done (Score:2)
I've had that experience more than a few times, and personally I'll take "can't be done" anytime. It's irritating, but nothing like as bad - especially when it's an ISP with a large monthly fee who doesn't actually care if you're getting service or not, you still have to pay.
Old saying... (Score:2)
"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it."
-- Robert Heinlein, from "The Notebooks of Lazaras Long," in Time Enough For Love
Of course it's not supported. (Score:5, Interesting)
I had an ISP once who wouldn't even help me out when the link went completely down and the DSL modem couldn't even sync... because I ran Linux. They begged and pleaded with me, "Do you have a Windows machine you can use?"...
Given that things like this are the norm, do you honestly expect some guy in a truck with a Debian box to get support?
Amazing accomplishment. If I were the person who pulled this off, I'd send a long letter to the CEO of my ISP, telling them what people can do with "unsupported" setups. Not like it'd make much of a difference. The only way ISPs can find enough "qualified" techs is if the only "qualification" is "can read from a script and follow simple orders".
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:3, Interesting)
Basically, they say that if a customer gets support once for linux, then he'll want support next time he calls no matter which tech answers.
And of course ISPs don't want to train all their CSRs to support linux and other OSes.
And as most tech support is outsourced anyways, unsupported platforms simply make shorter calls, which both the tech and management loves.
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:1)
I'm sure they don't have many people that call who run Linux, so they wouldn't need that many CSRs to deal with these calls.
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:1)
The only ISPs that could afford to have a specialist for OS's would have to have over a million customers. The one I work for has about 500,000 and I get about 1 call every 4 months from someone using Linux/OS2/Somethingelse. There's ~120 techs at the company, and if they get the same amount, then that would give your OS specialist just over 1 call per day. Just isn't worth it. 98% of the people run Windows or Mac, and 95% of the people running other don't need help setting up a PPP or ethernet connection.
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:2)
No! Longer calls!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Management likes shorter calls, poor techs like shorter calls. I like longer calls. The more I can stretch it out, the better. As it is, I'm so far above the highest metric for CPH that I get told to slow down. Their reasoning is that I'm going so fast I can't possibly be fixing their problem, even though I have almost 0 callbacks. I'm pretty sure that deep down they think I figured out a way to trick the ticketing system, especially since I get ob'd literally 1 in 3 calls I take. It's a pain in the ass, because the ob software slows my machine down to a crawl. Meanwhile, techs taking half as many calls as me get ob'd like 1 in 50 calls. Probably doesn't help that I've testified against them a few times in our union lawsuit...
Start off every call with "OK, go ahead and restart your computer." That's a great one, because if they're not talkative it's like a mini break. Reinstall TCP/IP every excuse you get, that's 2 reboots unless they only have one phone line. Oh, and when the call starts, just let 'em talk. They'll usually go for about two minutes, and only the last few sentences usually matter, so you can tune 'em out and just kind of skim what they're saying. And if they say that you're being rude, just tell them, "I'm not being rude, ma'am." They always believe it. I don't know why, but they do.
Re:No! Longer calls!!! (Score:2)
<shudder>
ob? (Score:2)
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:1)
Re:I had to present a disc (Score:2)
I've always figured magentic media was disks and optical was discs. 3.5, 5.25, 8, etc magnetic media ("floppies") are disks. CD/DVDs are discs.
I have no idea where magneto optical disks/discs fit in there. Maybe they are discks?
Re:I had to present a disc (Score:2)
Optical is like Seeing, so it makese sense the word disc ends with a C
:P
Don't let anyone tell you it has to do with which route you prefer the word took to enter the English language as that trick was known well before optical or magnetic media
Well, not the only way... (Score:2)
Kjella
Re:Well, not the only way... (Score:2, Funny)
Case in point... me :) I'm a qualified tech on the front line, and I AM in the loony bin. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! !!
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2 YEARS OF FRONT LINE TECH SUPPORT, BIATCHES!!! WAHOOOO!!!
I can write C++, recomplie a kernel, make up firewall rules and routing tables in my sleep, and I'm talking to people that don't know you have to push the litt
Re:Well, not the only way... (Score:2)
ME
AOL Tech: Sir We do block any ports
ME: then why can't I send Email to my server through AOL?
AOL: We have no open issues with Email today, other users are sending mail just find, are you sure your email client is set up properly?
ME: I can send Email to MY server just fine through an other ISP, but I can't through AOL, do you block out-bound SMTP port 25?
AOL: Sir did you say My server?
ME: yes
Re:Of course it's not supported. (Score:2, Informative)
Whenever you have a huge subscriber base, you can bet your life that most of them will say stupid shit all the time, will expect you to support all the software they have, and try to get you to support their printer and scanner, for example:
"I can't use
Just play along (Score:4, Interesting)
"Yes, I made those changes. Let me reboot. [3 seconds] Nope, still broken. Yes it rebooted, I have a really fast computer. Okay, I'll hold for level 2."
Once you get past the drones at level one, you can get to the people who are allowed to tell you things like "the router serving your entire county is down" (this actually happened). I asked why the level one guys couldn't simply say "Nobody in San Diego has service" - the level two guy claimed that they not only weren't allowed to deviate from the script but in fact would be punished if they were caught! (Hence the term "drone" - if you weren't one before you started there, just wait a few months...)
Re:Just play along (Score:5, Funny)
Got some mates together, worked out exactly which drivers did and didn't work, then rang the given number and asked for a firmware upgrade (or preferably downgrade).
First we went through what kind of carpet I had, then she thought that "about two feet" off the ground was a bit high (measure the height of your desk). I got a little insistent that it was a software problem on their side - she asked if I ment games. I explained that there was software sort of pre-programmed into the chip that told it what it was and how it should detect it's environment and react accordingly (well it does...). She put me on hold for a while, then came back and told me that none of the other girls had ever heard of what I was on about and so she couldn't help me.
Ugh..I'm still stuck with defective hardware....
Meatware text-Speech routines (Score:2)
Just lie, play along with the script, and wait to get to the level 2 people. Then, when you get to the level 2 people, DON'T act all cocksure - DON'T try to come across as an "expert". From a L2 tech support person's perspective, a person who is trying to act like an "exp
Re:Meatware text-Speech routines (Score:2)
The chick on the other end was dumb as a rock. She had to be working out of her trailer, I could hear babies and dogs in the background. Her stock answer was that they had to send out a tech, and I had to pay for it. No way in hell. I told her if a tech came out he was taking the fucking cable modem back with him. I asked for her supervisor. She said he "wasn't there". Sh
Re:Meatware text-Speech routines (Score:2)
Re:Meatware text-Speech routines (Score:2)
If you start out with all the "I have $CERTIFICATION and I know what I am talking about", the general response is "Yeah, right!"
If you simply start out saying "Well, things started getting slow, so I pinged the gateway and got some pretty variable timings and about 10% loss", then the 2TS on the line gets the picture that you may actually know which end of the k
Simple solution (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, they steadfastly maintained it wasn't supported and I'd need to plug the router right in to my computer. This was not only not really possible (router was ina different room) it was outright fucking stupid. Since I could access the router via telnet, which went over my internal network, I could verify that it was NOT the problem. Also, I could ask the router what was the problem, and it told me that I lacked a DSL dignal. This I tired to explain to them to no avail. So I began lying about not having a network. This never stuck any of them as odd.
Next we got to the router reconfiguration. Every time they wanted me to blow away my router's config and redo it from scratch. I again tried to explain that the config had not changed. It was working with the config on it, and then it stopped working. I hand't changed anything, I was the only one with the password, therefore hte config was NOT the problem. Also, again I tried to explain that the router was telling me what was the problem (I was getting no signal since the DSLAM was broke). Again, no avail, so I simply lied about keying in their config they read to me. I wasn't, of course, because it was not only a waste of time, it was the wrong config, it setup a router for NAT operation whereas I didn't do that.
After dealing with this, I skipped the arguing and went straight to the lying with subsequent steps. I was asked to do retarded things like install a TCP/IP for a dialup adapter (yes, really) and so on. I'd claim I did them, and then let them try the next thing. Eventually they expended their little script and I got escelated.
Now the real solution, if you can do it, is to get on an ISP not run by retards. I've been happy with Speakeasy. They are happy to treat me like I know what I'm talking about, and answer my questions in a straightforward way. I can call and ask for information or status and get it, without some argument. Also they seem to be competent and can troubleshoot in an intelligent way.
However, if your ISP is dumb, and most are, just lie about your setup. It'll save you a lot of time.
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
When I was with BTOpenwoe (BTOpenworld but...) I had major ADSL problems - some web sites I could access and others not, and my mail server was unreachable (not hosted by BTO). The fact that I run Kmail on Linux was a slight problem, they wanted me to run outlook express and tell them that didn't work...
Eventually I told them that was what I was doing and that it didn't work and could they fix their network please. I think it took two days before they got me re-connected and I'm still wondering why I h
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
I explained, with great dificulty, the problem to the b
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
However, their sales side was DUMB. Basically, they were willing to provide you with one kind of line and one kind only. You got a 3mb/256k line, which was nice, but only one
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
I work for network operations at a university, on the data side. We have pretty advanced services including a huge, redundant layer-3 switched data network and campus wide phone service, provided by a real carrier class phone switch (7R/E, new version of the 5ESS).
So, back wh
I don't need their "support" (Score:2)
My one question is... (Score:5, Interesting)
When I was looking at the Debian sat-dish mini howto, they had some lists of satellites, but I found no way to actually buy in. Even emails went unanswered.
For me, it's the Baltic region (Lithuania). But it could be Rotterdam, or Liverpool, or anywhere I roam. So a list of the different options might be useful.
Re:My one question is... (Score:5, Informative)
Apparantly there's now a fair sized market for this sort of thing in northern scotland - for example many rural post offices have satellite connections to link into the post office's IT systems.
Don't know about roaming per se, but what I think is their main salesman makes a great point of demo'ing satellite broadband by turning up at a seminar/demo, setting up his portable dish outside the venue and having the whole caboodle running in about 10 or 15 minutes. Again I doubt they would officially support it, but they'd probably smile benignly on one's attempts. Anyway take home message must be that aligning the dish really cannot be that hard given the right equipment.
Re:My one question is... (Score:1)
There's also some pretty big disadvantages. Like when Pop calls up and says, "Hey. So... Ya lookin' at porn, huh? Yeah, I know how that is. You don't mind if I follow along on my machine, do y--Ooh! I like her... Yeah, baby. No, no, no, go back to her. I wasn't done yet."
Re:My one question is... (Score:2)
If you're looking for *Mobile* satellite Internet, check out Motosat. The Motosat equipment is designed to be attached to the roof of an RV or truck, and while it doesn't work while you're driving the system is nice enough to set itself up when you've parked.
Motosat covers north america, and mexico, but seeing as how it's using Hughes birds and technology I'm sure that there is an alternative for Europe and err, more remote locations.
Come to
Re:My one question is... (Score:2)
They must have enough customers...
Tried this (Score:2)
Re:My one question is... (Score:2)
Rotterdam, Liverpool and Lithuania? You wouldn't be a heroin smuggler by any chance?
Re:My one question is... (Score:2)
But it could be Rotterdam, or Liverpool, or anywhere you roam.
'Cause Rotterdam or Liverpool sell net just through the phone... you're gonna need a loan."
Your ISP has you in a pickle, 'cause they're in a pickle too!
They oversold 64-kay-baud, and now you're down to two!
This could be Rotterdam or Liverpool or anywhere you roam
'Cause Rotterdam or Liverpool sell net just through the phone... you're gonna need a
Really, (Score:5, Insightful)
Now really, what did you expect? Companies hate tinkerers. They don't like people who use their products in ways they were not intended for. They just want someone to buy their product and use it in the most boring way possible.
Hell, this morning I needed some one-pound coins to do my laundry but I was all out. So, I went to a vending machine and started dumping in my small change until I had one pound of credit and then hit the change return button. Bingo! A nice, shinny, one-pound coin. After about five min of this, the service guy for the machine came over and yelled at me to stop. "That's not what the machine is for." Well excuse me for doing something different.
Re:Really, (Score:2, Funny)
As for this specific vending machine issue, if they were worried about people taking all their change, why not just have it return the same coins that were put in? That's what most vending machines here in the States seem to do. And what kind of a laundromat doesn't have change machines anyway?
Re:Really, (Score:1)
Actually one pound is $1.60 and it costs me three pounds to do a load of wash. London is insanely expensive, that's why I put a 'give me money' button on my web page
Re:Really, (Score:2)
10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:4, Interesting)
With a GPS, a level-sensor, some kind of direction sensor (since it's such a big antenna, differential GPS on two points might work out pretty good), and then some algorithm to "wiggle" the antenna toward the strong signal point once the aforementioned sensor array moved it to the general region, I think he should be able to park his van, unload the dish, and hit a "auto-search" and have internet connection in no time.
now, of course, to properly align a dish in the middle of nowhere under 10 minutes is no small feat, and maybe he is automating it all anyway... just random ramblings.
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
Yes, but...
From the article: The dish I'm carrying around Oz is 1.8m - though it's oval and the largest diameter is 2m. It weighs in at around 100kg, and with the electronics attached more like 150kg.
The problem is you need a really Badass motor and gearbox to even be able to move the dish around. The signal-detection bit isn't that hard, assuming my military digital radio experience is a sensible comparison. B
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
as long as the dish will remain pointing at a certain location in an idle state (i.e. you don't need the motor to supply torque to hold the entire apparatus steady (i.e. the center-of-gravity is reasonablly close to the turning axis(es)), then as long as the motors have sufficient step down gearboxes you should be alright.
of course, there is a tradeoff between speed and power of motor, but then again it's also a tradeoff
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
Yes, but all the gears and the motors not to mention the bearings and swivelmount would add yet more weight to the setup. And I would imagine it's already back breaking. If it only takes
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:4, Informative)
I left a crane behind in Perth that was capable of lifting the dish from the van because it was too heavy - and I'm looking at alternatives at the moment.
That's why I currently need two guys to lift the dish from the van.
The line-up isn't really worth the extra motor-gear, even though I'm now missing out on some satellite TV
An extra dish for TV is being looked at, it'll be lighter than all the motor gear and I won't loose Internet connectivity and have to re-do a cross-poll everytime I want to watch TV.
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2, Funny)
Er... he didn't. (Score:2)
It's "back-breaking". But Onno's ESL, so I'll forgive him that slip... but what about you? (-:
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
That way you could lie it (relatively) flat when travelling, and just raise / rotate it into position when you get where you're going, without having to lift it out and mount it.
You'd presumably have to have some sort of cover over it when driving, but OTOH you'd be able to do away with the wireless basestation.
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2, Informative)
The original design called for the dish to be mounted on the back of a truck as you suggest, but if you need to go shopping for milk or eggs, you need to take the dish down.
We briefly looked at putting it all on a trailer, but voted against it because it would look portable and someone was likely to "borrow" it and we were thinking of towing a caravan at the time, which sort of rule
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
If you know different, send me an email and I'd be happy to check it out.
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
The transmitter and the receiver are two separate devices, one receiving with vertical polarisation, the other sending horizontally. They're both attached to a t-piece adapter that makes this possible.
We investigated installing a universal adapter on the receiver, but short of making my own T-piece, it doesn't work.
While I'm happy to pull electronics from cases and void my warranty, I'm not so keen to have the satellite provi
Re:A crane capable of lifting the dish (Score:2)
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
Tweaking the the last 1/2 degree isn't hard from there.
Re:10 minutes to line up the dish? (Score:2)
Blank look (Score:4, Funny)
Often, it's the opposite... (Score:3, Interesting)
Recently, I've had the pleasant experience of ISP techs asking what OS I was using, and when I responded with "the firewall/router is Debian, my desktop is Red Hat" they've (a) been pleased they're dealing with a user who knows what an OS is and (b) gone "aah.... good. OK, in
Re:Often, it's the opposite... (Score:1)
LOL... at my ISP we're not even allowed to transfer calls to specific techs. I get to run through ICWs 20 times a day while people who don't know what a port is tells the Linux customers to get bent.
Re:Often, it's the opposite... (Score:2)
Well, you could tell us the name of this competent ISP! If they treat you well, I think you might as well plug them.
For my part, I've had similar experiences with Speakeasy. There's one supported Linux distribut
would if I could (Score:2)
All ISPs I work with here have a sort of linux-neutral policy. Unfofficially, it comes down to "our customers want it, and because we don't have the knowledge we can't thoroughly support it, but if you're using it you should know what you're doing anyway." They'll talk to you, help diagnose issues, but if it's your end it's your problem. Reasonable as far
Re:Blank look (Score:1, Interesting)
He immediately assumed that the problem lay there...
(Suffice to say it wasn't)
The Gilat software seems to work OK under VMware, but there are some tricks like needing to disconnect the transmitter from the modem so the software can talk to the modem, because otherwise it ignores the ethernet port - go figure.
My biggest fear was that
Satellite uplinks - aren't they a serious affair? (Score:2, Informative)
Perhaps Telstra 2way is weak enough that no-one really cares...
Re:Satellite uplinks - aren't they a serious affai (Score:5, Interesting)
Aim is achieved by using a set-top box in install mode, then I maximize the signal. Polarisation is read off a map and adjusted accordingly.
When I get online, I send an email to the BOC to get a cross-poll check done so I don't splat over other people's signal, but I've set it up seven times so far and have yet to get asked to change the polarisation.
The accuracy is waaay less than 1 degree. I could calculate it, but using a 16mm bolt, the difference between connection and not is 1/8 of a bolt-turn.
This can only go one way... (Score:4, Funny)
He's been told a lot of things, but did anyone tell him that divorce is imminent?
They told me that the wireless gear wouldn't talk to the modem, that my wife wouldn't talk to me...
Re:This can only go one way... (Score:3, Informative)
My wife was sitting next to me and reading over my shoulder at the time
It all started the other way around. I asked her if she'd like to see Australia and she said "yes". Then I had to figure out how to pay for it
*That's* where the dish came in
Same again (Score:5, Interesting)
We've got a couple of trailer setups that we use for high-speed video conferencing anywhere in Australia. They're a ruggedised "4wd" trailer with a 1.2m dish and a 12V inverter, hanging off the back of one of the 4wd's. Takes about 10 minutes to setup from parking to surfing anywhere you can see up and north.
Re:Same again (Score:1)
Can you please send an email to the guy who is travelling (*me*), because I'd like to compare notes and I still need to get VoIP working
It wasn't easy, but the lifestyle is great (Score:5, Informative)
While it took us a long time to get it all working, the payoff in life-style change was well worth the effort. I just fielded a phone call from a guy in Sydney who couldn't believe that I really existed, that I was in Australia and that he could phone me.
Next I'll be famous
I've gotta admit that my web-site is pretty bare at the moment, you can slashdot it if you like, because it's safely on the wired end of the net - but there is only a placeholder because I keep being asked to explain what it is I did.
You'll notice from the photos that the dish sits on a pretty big frame. That takes about an hour to bolt together - if I do it on my own, all in all 18 bolts, then I get some beefy guys to help me lift the dish on, then plug in all the bits, power it up and on average 10 minutes later I connect - that is if Optus hasn't changed satellites or frequencies without sending me an update first
Over the solar-car challenge during October 18-28, we'll travel down the middle of Australia and the Sungroper team will help me setup the dish every night.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me, or post here, onno at itmaze dot com dot au.
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card reader. (Score:2)
Re:card reader. (Score:2)
The reference to the camera is that I need to login as root to be able to run gphoto2 --get-all-files, but then need to change the ownership back of all the images and generally stuff around
You're running Debian, right? The libgphoto2 package should take care of you. Just check out the README.Debian file. Something like the following should get rid of the 'logging-in-as-root' problem:
Re:card reader. (Score:2)
sony stick readers. (Score:2)
Amazon, $30 [amazon.com] was the first thing on the list. I don't like Amazon, nor do I know if it will work. Sony's got issues with magic gate and all that.
If it works, it rocks. You will still have to open a prompt as root to mount the device, but any user can copy the files so you will be spared the "chown me ./files -R" amd chgrp strokes. I use gqview to look at and select my files for copy. It's been much easier for me do this than it has been to get any USB thingy working. The gphoto2 interf
Have you considered replacing the dish? (Score:2)
Re:Have you considered replacing the dish? (Score:2)
So to bypass that I'd need to carry it anyway - which sort of begins to defeat the purpose of the exercise.
Having said that, I'm on the lookout for other dishes that Optus supplies and supports for exactly that reason.
One slashdotter suggested I look at wire dishes and even building my own.
Given that it works and that I m
Re:It wasn't easy, but the lifestyle is great (Score:2)
That's right, the Commodores had to refuel at regular intervals while the solar cars just kept going. Different story at night though.
I bought a ....... (Score:2, Funny)
The salesguy told me that it had no TCP/IP stack and they do not support TCP/IP over Bongo
Heh, but what do salespeople know?? Now I can bing from anywhere in the world!!
A little to much time on his hands (Score:1)
Of course they are not going to help you develop any kind of system like the one that this guy has made. Most ISPs are not going to have enough time to work with people th
have a look for support first! (Score:1)
So what you need, and not just for sat, is a good provider, a good salesman, a good SUPPORT.
So first i checked the salesman, and the provider. I was asking questions by email, by phone, and I was just waiting for reply. Some provider answered after a couple weeks.. which is less then nothing.. but some.. yeah there are s
Satellite Truck (Score:2, Interesting)
Faster Dish Setup (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Faster Dish Setup (Score:2)
The main decider against this was that it looked mobile and easy to "borrow". The second reason against it was that it precludes us from towing anything else - like say a caravan.
I've spent many hours attempting to eliminate manhandling the dish, this is the best I've got so-far. As stated elsewhere in these comments, I left a crane behind because it was too heavy - dangerously so
Re:Australia has computers now? (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh yes.. (Score:5, Interesting)
In some cases, it really is that bad. In others, especially out where he's going, it's a lot less than that. I remember living several places within 3 hours outside Perth in the mid 80s which didn't have mains electricity. Fun times
And we have almost universal phone service. In many remote areas, Telstra, while sucking in oh-so-many-ways, has very cool payphones that have solar panels on the roof and satcom gear hidden up there too. They're basically an entirely self-contained payphone. You put them down somewhere, point the antenna, and hey presto, phone service. Local call area is the size of Europe in some cases, but has only 20 other phones in it, etc.
Re:Australia has computers now? (Score:5, Funny)
who needs a segway, when you have kangaroos.
Obligatory Simpsons Quote (Score:2)
Bart: [spying a kangaroo] Hey! We can get away in their pouches. [tries to climb in] Ew! It's not like in cartoons.
Homer: Yeah, there's a lot more mucus.
Re:Australia has computers now? (Score:5, Funny)
He then asked the lady what a video was, and she went into a long detailed explanation of how you could set it to record a program when you were out, then come back and watch it later. Much to the amusement of the twenty or so Aussies who were in hearing range of her explanation.
Re:Australia has computers now? (Score:2)
When I was a lad... (Score:2, Informative)
I'm 35. I was born in a country town, and back then, our oven was a wood burner. Our heating was by a kerosene heater - I still remember it. Utilities and services that we take for granted in the city take a while to get out to the bush because rural Australia is mostly quite sparsely populated. A large proportion of our population lives in a small number of cities, and the rest of the country could be categorised as 'mostly empty'.
Telecommunication capabilities in the more remote regions are still conside
Re:Why not just go to Starbucks? (Score:1)
Most USians I have met don't realise how big and empty the western and central parts of Australia are.
Re:Radio License Requirements (Score:2, Informative)
So-far I've setup the dish eight times in vastly different locations and not had any polarisation errors.
The only thing they told me is not to put my head between the transmitter and the dish
They tell me that they'll send me an installer certificate, because I seem to know what I'm doi
Re:Radio License Requirements (Score:2)
Re:The internet is never a necessity (Score:2)
Too bad it wasn't the poster...