Google Wants To Administer the First White Spaces 112
aabelro writes "Google proposes to the FCC to become the administrator of a White Spaces Database containing geo-location information about devices using the free channels in the radio spectrum."
This is just like... (Score:2, Funny)
These aren't the droids you're looking for, move along.
say it loud (Score:1, Funny)
White spaces? What about Black Spaces and Latino Spaces and Asian Spaces?
Google is attempting to monopolize racism!
Re:This is just like... (Score:1, Funny)
It is like making a fat man the pizza delivery boy... did that work for you?
Conspiracy Theory... (Score:5, Funny)
Google slogan mmm (Score:5, Funny)
Google slogan : "Don't be evil"
Google slogan in 5 years : "Don't be soooo evil"
Google slogan in 10 years : "Just don't be as evil as Satan himself"
Google slogan in 20 years : "All your arses are belong to us"
Re:Google slogan mmm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
An international boycott of Google
Your solution advocates a
(*) market-based
approach to solving the Google problem.
Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work:
(*) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
Specifically, your plan fails to account for:
(*) The enormous popularity of Google
(*) International reluctance to engage in sweeping change
(*) A lack of support from famous Musicians and Actors
and the following philosophical objection also applies:
(*) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
(*) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
Bad idea (Score:5, Funny)
The first thing a hacker would do is use a trim() function and destroy all the data...
Re:Really, It's Entered the Realm of Parody: (Score:2, Funny)