Nokia Had a Production-Ready Web Tablet 13 Years Ago 272
An anonymous reader writes "Here's another story of a tech gadget that arrived before its time. Nokia created a web-ready tablet running EPOC (later to be renamed as Symbian) thirteen years ago. The tablet was set to go into full production, and they actually built a thousand units just before it was canceled. The tablet was scrubbed because market research showed there wasn't demand for the device. The team got devices for themselves and the rest were destroyed. The team was then fired. The lesson: Don't try to be pioneer if you're relying on market research studies."
Innovation (Score:1, Funny)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Score:5, Funny)
"Well, you’re obviously being totally naive of course", said the girl, "When you’ve been in marketing as long as I have, you'll know that before any new product can be developed it has to be properly researched. We’ve got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them." The crowd were tense. They were expecting something wonderful from Ford.
"Stick it up your nose," he said.
"Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know," insisted the girl, "Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?"
"And the wheel," said the Captain, "What about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project."
"Ah," said the marketing girl, "Well, we're having a little difficulty there."
"Difficulty?" exclaimed Ford. "Difficulty? What do you mean, difficulty? It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!"
The marketing girl soured him with a look.
"Alright, Mr. Wiseguy," she said, "if you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be."
Re:Innovation (Score:5, Funny)
And there's always that guy somewhere. It's uncanny.
Re:Yeah, probably a VGA screen (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah, probably a VGA screen (Score:5, Funny)
Slow? They barely moved. And they were heavy!
Yeah, but the batteries never ran out.
Re:Yeah, probably a VGA screen (Score:5, Funny)
According to Mel Brooks, they were subject to catastrophic data loss.