North Korea Halts 3G Internet Access After One Month 63
redletterdave writes "After just one month online, North Korea has pulled the plug on its only 3G data network, which was previously made available for tourists to access the Internet starting on Feb. 22. The North Korean government did not explain why its 3G network has been shut off, but given the raised level of international interest in the country's activities (the country is facing UN sanctions after its third nuclear test last month) and how it severed its final communication line with South Korea on Wednesday, the government likely had a change of heart about its loosening communication restrictions. That said, as with most things in North Korea, we may never know the real answer."
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Dear Leader to premiere 10G network soon! (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Leader only wanted 3G to show all how weak and stupid western 3G network is compared to Strong, Valiant Korean 10G network, coming soon!
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Blackouts are known to occur at 10g speeds.
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On the contrary. The official press release indicates that he freed his people of the tyranny of 3G in an act of Powerful Humility, after he discovered that 115% of the messages and calls being made were by Devoted Citizens using it to pass around Praise and Glory for their Dear Leader. Being filled with Powerful Humility and a lack of Western Capitalistic Jealousy, he chose to free them of the Burden of Glorifying him, thus allowing them to be twice as Valiantly Productive.
If I recall correctly, that puts
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Strong, Valiant Korean 11G network
FTFY.
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I'm pretty sure we don't want to know that.
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I am truly terrified of this.
Their only network engineer... (Score:4, Interesting)
Too bad Kim Jong Il isn't still around. Last I heard, he claimed to be an "internet expert," and he was rumored to be an expert in all things..
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I might actually have to agree here, they might've had insufficient IT resources to continue running it in the manner they wanted to.
That or they thought South Korea was mooching off their 3g wireless.
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Re:Their only network engineer... (Score:4, Funny)
....
Too bad Kim Jong Il isn't still around. Last I heard, he claimed to be an "internet expert," and he was rumored to be an expert in all things..
Kim Jong Il invented the internet while an undergraduate student at the Kim Jong Il university. This was during his artistic years when he composed such romantic operas "Kimi, the last of the Tribunes" and the "Flying Chinaman."
Re:Their only network engineer... (Score:4, Funny)
...probably got caught looking up the term "democracy" on the internet and all his family and friends sent off to gulag...
That's the North Korean "Friends & Family" plan.
Unhinged ... (Score:2)
I don't think we need to look further than the fact that NK has become fairly unhinged as of late, with a lot of bluster and threats.
So either this is really just more penis waggling by the little runt to show he's got some balls, or they're really thinking about doing something.
This could be them showing they can really do this (oooh, I'm impressed), or a prelude to something else.
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"of late". They have been that way for at least 20+ years.
One or more of three things is going to happen.
They get more food/aid(money) and shut up for a bit (1-2 years). - most likely outcome
They get more and more xenophobic and actually start a war.
The people of NK rise up and take care of business.
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Ever known someone with bipolar disorder? Same kind of thing ... you know they always have it, but sometimes they're just a little more 'out there' than usual.
Last little while, Kim Jong Un has been blustering quite a bit more.
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I'm of the option that most world leaders are some what crazy. But in all honesty I believe the little runt may actually be insane. I don't mean figuratively, but medically certifiably bats ass insane.
Hopefully someone, China?, will nut up and send in the brute squad to put him down before he moves from mildly annoying fruit basket to full blown menace. An I mean menace with nuclear weapons.
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Hold up (Score:1)
....tourists? does the DPRK really have that many tourists? Like....can I get a visa to go there?
I mean yes, I am an American, and its probably illegal and my own government will probably threaten me and insist on detaining me for interviews after I try to return but, it could totally be worth it for the experience of seeing some of the things I have read about first hand.
Course if the DPRK did any searching on my online posts they would never give me a visa but.... tourists? That just boggles me. I mean, I
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You can easily Google travelogues of many who have made the journey. The photos are very intriguing and amazingly surreal. It looks like a good chunk of these tourists are Americans. I believe all the tours operate out of an authorized travel agency based out of Beijing.
All these tour experiences sound the same. The same 2 Mercedes sedans endlessly circling the city streets where the tour group happens to walk. The same suited men with briefcases who walk in and out of the subway trains. Lots and lots of fo
Re:Hold up (Score:5, Interesting)
Obsolete by now, but still a good window into the weirdness of North Korea: http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3 [vice.com] (warning: autoplay video)
If you're from someplace that actually has diplomatic relations with them, it might be easier. Then there's this guy, who went with a friend via the Russian border (normally off-limits to Western tourists), spent 36 hours in North Korea without a guide, and somehow managed to stay out of jail: http://vienna-pyongyang.blogspot.com/ [blogspot.com] (long travelogue including journey across Russia)
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[...] got my Visa revoked and me shoved back on a plane?
In the bet case scenario.
Never underestimate the bandwidth... (Score:2)
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a peasant hurled over the walls via catapult.
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http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/hagarthehorrible/s-1297130 [arcamax.com] from yesterday
I might guess your sig is to aggravate the grammar nazis but it still gives me the fingernails-on-blackboard reaction.
"For all intents and purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That raises the question, "who cares?"
I know (Score:2)
That said, as with most things in North Korea, we may never know the real answer
Magic 8 ball
Announcing (Score:2)
Announcing North Korea 10G coming soon! Better than everybody!
Likely they were finding citizens with cell phones (Score:5, Interesting)
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uh, maybe Da ISH doesn't love Dearest Leader? (Score:2)
there really is no other answer, except that maybe real information can be found on Da ISH if you look long and hard enough. Nut Korea mismanagement is deathly allergic to information.
Give credit where due (Score:1)
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critical component (Score:2)
Maybe they ran out of Juche?
They found out Ludicrous Speed was available... (Score:1)