How AT&T Totally Flubbed 4G 199
adeelarshad82 writes "Turns out that AT&T may be lying about 4G. The company's two '4G' phones and its '4G' modem don't deliver 4G even by AT&T's own standards. In fact, test results show that the company is delivering '4G' devices that are actually slower than the carrier's own 3G devices. So how can they get away with this? Well, initially the International Telecommunications Union defined 4G as a bunch of super-fast technologies nobody used yet, but the ITU crumbled under pressure from various cell phone companies and now defines 4G as any cellular Internet network that's faster than what was considered the fastest technology in 2009. Between the revised 4G standards and a little fine print in its ads, AT&T is able to legally indemnify itself against the fact that its current 4G claim is totally worthless. While other carriers also claim that they have 4G networks, Verizon's LTE is the only technology which comes close to real 4G."
I managed first (Score:0, Funny)
with my iPhone 3GS
Re:This is innovation (Score:5, Funny)
Definitions:
New: The price went up
Improved: The price went way up
New and Improved: If we sell any, our CEO will make for Forbes top 10 list
What is the acronym for 4G deployment? (Score:5, Funny)
4Gery
Re:FSCK IT! (Score:4, Funny)
+1 - The Onion reference [theonion.com]
"How many bloody G's are there?" (Score:5, Funny)
I have a 7G phone. I just took out a sharpie and wrote 7 G's on it. You may now bow to my 7G superiority.
BTW, the volume on my stereo goes to 11.
Now, if you will excuse me I need to return to surfing on my "50meg" hi-speed internet connection.
Re:Patectic ITU (Score:4, Funny)
I think most whores would take exception to being compared to politicians. I mean, at least SOME whores still have souls.
And if you pay a hooker, you're the only one who gets screwed. Pay a politician, and everybody else gets fucked.