from the but-it-doesn't-tell-time dept.
Norsefire writes "After teasing it last year, HP's Phil McKinney has announced the 'Metal Watch', the device that will act as the aggregation point of your HP/WebOS devices. McKinney claims that it will unify your Pre, Touchpad, Notebook, Desktop, and, bizarrely, your printer."
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.