Nokia Plan B Was Just a Hoax 142
suraj.sun writes "There's been a lot of chatter about a 'Nokia Plan B' over the past 48 hours — the site was put up by nine young investors who outlined an audacious plan to rally shareholders, get themselves elected onto Nokia's board, and radically change the company's direction by firing Stephen Elop and committing massive resources to MeeGo. There's just one problem, though: the nine young investors don't really exist — according to the last tweet on the @NokiaPlanB Twitter account, it was all a hoax perpetuated by 'one very bored engineer who really likes his iPhone.' Ouch. That explains why the now-defunct site abruptly gave up the cause this morning after just 36 hours of existence."
Strange hoax (Score:5, Funny)
It was well-informed and humorless. Very Nokia.
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The "hoax" was likely a real protest by an employee who what affected by the decision. Many of those who fanned the plan b flame, were likely frustrated by the decision as well, hoping that a sane reconsideration could result from support of such a protest.
If it was a real employee, rather than nine shareholders in Nokia who were actually making a bid for leadership, then there's no reason to put "hoax" in quotation marks as you did. It was a hoax. And a pretty obvious one. A decision by Nokia to use MS's phone O/S means a fair number of people at Nokia will no longer be needed. Of course there will be protests. How much they have to do with technical criticisms of putting WP7 on Nokia phones is a debatable matter.
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It was well-informed and humorless.
Speak for yourself. I was highly amused by this dry humour. Even better if the troll might inspire a real shareholder revolt, but if the institutional holders don't bother to make the effort to stick up for their rights then they deserve whatever happens to them.
The ministry of Truthiness (Score:1)
Engadget has been the ministry of truth for Microsoft during this episode. I don't think they should be taken seriously.
You mean... (Score:1)
...there was a Plan A (other than corporate suicide)?
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Re:You mean... (Score:5, Funny)
Do:
Nokia Plan A [nokiaplana.com], Nokia Plan B [nokiaplanb.com], Nokia Plan C [nokiaplanc.com], Nokia Plan D [nokiapland.com], Nokia Plan E [nokiaplane.com], Nokia Plan ES [nokiaplanes.com], Nokia Plan ET [nokiapla.net], Nokia Plan F [nokiaplanf.com], Nokia Plan G [nokiaplang.com], Nokia Plan H [nokiaplanh.com], Nokia Plan I [nokiaplani.com], Nokia Plan J [nokiaplanj.com], Nokia Plan K [nokiaplank.com], Nokia Plan L [nokiaplanl.com], Nokia Plan M [nokiaplanm.com], Nokia Plan O [nokiaplano.com], Nokia Plan P [nokiaplanp.com], Nokia Plan Q [nokiaplanq.com], Nokia Plan R [nokiaplanr.com], Nokia Plan S [nokiaplans.com], Nokia Plan T [nokiaplant.com], Nokia Plan V [nokiaplanv.com], Nokia Plan W [nokiaplanw.com], Nokia Plan X [nokiaplanx.com], Nokia Plan XP [nokiaplanxp.com], Nokia Plan Y [nokiaplany.com], Nokia Plan Z [nokiaplanz.com], Nokia Plan 0 [nokiaplan0.com], Nokia Plan 2 [nokiaplan2.co.nr], Nokia Plan 5 [nokiaplan5.com], Nokia Plan 9 [nokiaplan9.com], Nokia Plan 10 [nokiaplan10.com]
Profit!
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I want the Nokia 3310 Touch !!!
Re:You mean... (Score:5, Funny)
In related news, HP plans to release a special "Facebook Edition" of the WebOS phone, to be called "Face Palm".
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Nokia Plan 9 [nokiaplan9.com]
Is this the one from outer space?
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Get them all from http://NokiaPlanS.com [nokiaplans.com]
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The plan is working as intended. Elop doesn't hold a single Nokia share, but is one of biggest shareholders of Microsoft -- trashing the company will make him lose nothing and get a nice severance payout once the investors finally get rid of him. All of his efforts go towards increasing Microsoft's stock.
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Port the Android UI over the Symbian kernel. Much as I like Linux as a kernel for a phone it sucks.
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Port the Android UI over the Symbian kernel. Much as I like Linux as a kernel for a phone it sucks.
Have you actually tried using a Symbian kernel in a similar setting? I used a Nokia E72, and its OS behavior seems worse than what I see on a Froyo phone - the whole thing rebooting without warning is pretty much a regular occurence with non-trivial use. And that's with a much smaller app selection. I honestly can't imagine it would magically improve if subjected to the breadth of apps from the Android Market (which is a major part of "Android UI" the way most people use it).
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Define sucks, seems to be working great for me. It also is already used in a huge array of embedded devices.
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People 'round these parts don't much like being asked to contribute positively where Microsoft is involved.
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People 'round these parts don't much like being asked to contribute positively where Microsoft is involved.
Perhaps because they tend to have a spine.
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Re:You mean... (Score:5, Interesting)
And how does a panic switch to WP7 help them now? Since it's a totally new platform to Nokia you can count on it taking them at least 12 months to get their first Windows phone out the door.
And with Symbian oficially declared dead you can count on their smart-phone market share dwindling even faster reaching exactly 0 in the mean time. Talk about loosing market traction, getting any market for their WP7 phone is going to be a uphill battle.
With MeeGo they have the device in the works ready within short, who knows it might even be ready as promised since November last year and Elop delayed it for tactical reasons to make his switch to WP7 seem even more justified.
/greger
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With MeeGo they have the device in the works ready within short, who knows it might even be ready as promised since November last year and Elop delayed it for tactical reasons to make his switch to WP7 seem even more justified.
Not according to Engadget [engadget.com] which actually played with a Meego tablet as opposed to breathlessly copying the press releases. Looks pre beta to me, not something ready to jump out the door.... Yeah, that's a tablet but I haven't seen an Meego phones in the wild. I guess there are some early prototypes [electronista.com] available but no one has actually used one and lived to tell about it.
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Err, Slashdot has always held a "ZOMG M$!!!" attitude. More so in 2001 than in 2011 in fact, I think...
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Re:You mean... (Score:4, Insightful)
Nokia is a world market leader in mobile phones. They were doing not so well, but bleeding to death is quite far from it.
Certainly they were not doing badly enough to warrant outsourcing whole software development out of coutry to Microsoft. By this Nokia has reduced itself to mere commodity hardware manufacturer, no different from LG, RIM and others.
And how to you think that WP7 helps Nokia to keep their domination of low end markets? It doesn't. a) WP7 won't run on such hardware. b) licencing fees are too expensice when every dollar counts. Android however without licencing fees is a viable option to Chinese manufacturers of cheap feature phones and will slowly begin conquering low end markets from s40. Symbian could have been possible contender at low end, but now it is dumped alltogether.
Nokia had a smartphone OS of it's own in Maemo, but they dumped it when it was almost ready and after releasing only one phone on it! Then about a year ago they went on to develop MeeGo instead. Either of these would have been far better choice than WP7.
When publishing the Microsoft deal Elop said that the reason for switching WP7 is that MeeGo is not ready and Symbian is not competitive. How does WP7 remedy this, with no new phones in 2011? Atleast (and with limited resources allocated to it) there is supposedly one MeeGo phone coming out from Nokia this year. Instead of giving up software R&D and laying off thousands of software engineers (and hurting Finnish society in progress) they could have put all these resources to MeeGo and Qt. I think after two years they would have been far better off. Think about it. WP7 is still missing basic features like multitasking and cut & paste, while Google and Apple are actually pushing new concepts to the market. In 2012 when first Nokia phones with WP7 are out WP7 is still playing catch up. How do you think Nokia is going to maintain it's position or even stay as healthy company as their sales crash during in 2011? Afterall who on earth will buy Symbian phones when it's future is doomed and the new Nokia CEO is calling it junk openly.
IMHO this MS deal is almost as good as suicide for Nokia.
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Agree completely. Nokia cannot compete against HTC/Samsung on hardware alone--their labor costs are just too high.
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Symbian will still be used for low-end phones for the time being.
What still bothers me about MS... (Score:1)
...is that despite all its resources, the company seems unable to release anything truly interesting.
It's as though they are pathologically attracted to mediocrity.
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Dumb phones do not get the press, but they are still outselling smart phones in numbers. Many people just want a phone. I thought nokia out sold all the smart phone combined world wide with their dumb phones? Unless that is pure bs put out by 5 different news sites?
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They need a product RIGHT NOW this very minute
Well they had Maemo 2 years ago and, quite frankly, it kicks ass. If they had stuck with that, they would have a product right now that could compete. But instead they dropped it for MeeGo, which, had they dumped resources into it back in 2009, they could have had right now. Instead, they dropped a product they had (a very popular product they had), waffled about a product they wanted to have, and, finally, sold out (in a very literal sense) to Microsoft. If you want to discuss technical merits, I would ha
Re: Turd? (Score:2)
My year + old Nokia running Maemo 5 (N900) is pretty nice and holds its own against my wife's 4G iPhone. The non-OSS app selection isn't very good, but neither is WP7. So Maemo 5 was decent over 1 year ago and it's going to take Nokia at least a year to switch to WP7. That's 2 years to work on Maemo. And when they're done, it's theirs.
There's so many things wrong with the WP7 decision, but the biggest is this: Nokia will be relegated to just another WP7 handset maker. They can't differentiate themselves
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And what EXACTLY were they supposed to do otherwise, hmmm? For all the big talk here nobody seems to want to accept reality. Nokia is bleeding to death, dumb phones are going the way of 8-tracks (even the third world is starting to have home grown smartphones which all predict will kill the dumb phone), android is beyond saturated, MeeGo is a turd, and Apple and HP won't sell iOS and WebOS respectively.
They should have concentrated on further developing Maemo, which runs perfectly fine on the N900. A little
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As opposed to the previous CEO who presumably owned an awful lot of Nokia stock, but at the same time seemed to spend his entire time on the job increasing the share price of Apple.
Let's get this straight, the iPhone wouldn't be half the success it is if there had been any real competition. It would still have done well because it was a good phone but it did so fantastically well because there was not a single smart phone on the market which didn't suck. Nokia should have had that market, they had the brand
Nokia's talent density (Score:2)
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it's not at all clear that Nokia has the talent required to do what you suggest.
Their hardware engineering is brilliant, software less so.
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They have manufacturing plants, aren't Microsoft, and are European so the EU will leave Microsoft alone about any whiff of vertical market so long as they don't buy them outright, the expertise to design hardware is icing on the cake and I doubt that Microsoft has any real desire to hire their Symbian or Meego teams for Windows.
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The plan is working as intended.
I doubt it was intended that this stratagem should knock 4% off Microsoft's share price. Clearly, the investing public sees no great success for Microsoft, only yet another distraction and use of resources.
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Three horse race (Score:4, Informative)
With the first Nokia/WP phones slated for 2012, there is ample time for one (if not two) updates for iOS phones and a boat load of Android (especially low cost) devices to hit the market. With no meaningful transition (for both customers and developers) from Symbian to WP, why would anybody buy a high end Symbian device today ?
There has been a lot of chatter about a cheaper iPhone being able to penetrate emerging markets. I suspect unless that device can work without requiring a computer, this will be a non-starter. Android devices have the edge in this regard.
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>>>With the first Nokia/WP phones slated for 2012
Why so long? Surely it isn't that difficult to take an existing Nokia phone and port Windows phone 7 to it. Aim for September release so you can take advantage of the coming Christmas spending spree.
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Doesn't seem clear to me. Even the Nokia leadership can't agree when their Windows phones are ready.
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iPhone is defacto a non-starter in -developing markets- because they require a PC/Mac for key features of the platform. This is absolutely non-viable for developing markets where cell phones are often used over wired telcos because of poor power & wired telephone coverage. A cheap iPhone being 100 and 100% wireless updates / sync support have a chance, but that's about it.
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With no meaningful transition (for both customers and developers) from Symbian to WP, why would anybody buy a high end Symbian device today ?
Why would anybody have bought a high end Symbian device a month ago? I doubt most honest responses include "meaningful transition to next OS"
Do Finnish boards actually respect shareholders? (Score:5, Insightful)
When Obama actually tried to introduce an SEC that would allow shareholders to have a NON-BINDING vote on CEO pay the Republicans screamed bloody murder. Apparently according to Republican philosophy you only have to work hard and actually earn your keep if you aren't already rich. The people who have gotten to the top(often times not even on their own merit) are allowed to plunder the company as they see fit. CEO pay is increasing 2x as fast as the S&P 500 and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it. At least it seems in Finland shareholders have SOME power.
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Feasibility in Finland would be more interesting, I think.
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What do you mean? Shareholders already have a say in what the CEO is paid. They can buy and sell the stock.
CEO pay is part of the value of a company. If you think he's being overpaid, don't buy it.
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What if you think he is overpaid, but still think that even with that extra unneccesary cost the stock is still the best investment choice for some portion of your money?
I'm pretty sure every stock I own is for an entity that does at least one thing I disagree with.
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So because a business is doing well overall that means that there is no single part of it that could be improved? Doyou ride unicorns to the fields to frollick with the fairies in your world by any chance?
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Which was my exactly my point. Did you read the thread?
If the way for me "have a say" in the the CEO's salary is by not owning the shares then I can't do that because there are other reasons to own them that outweigh the pay of the CEO. Hence claiming that gives me a say is just plain false.
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And I'm saying it's possible for him to be overpaid AND for it to be a good investment. I can't see how those two things could possibly be mutually exclusive, the CEO salary is likely a tiny portion of the expenses of the company it being a bit larger than I think it optimal is unlikely to shift the company as a whole from being a good investment to a bad investment.
What is your logical proof that an overpaid CEO implies a bad investment?
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No we don't agree.
I think that a company can still be a good investment even though it is not perfectly optimal in its resource allocation.
I'm also not placing some arbitrary restriction on the definition of "overpaid". It merely means "paying more than the thing is worth". I overpaid for coffee yesterday, that doesn't mean I've doomed my finances to destruction it just means I paid 50c more than I needed to. Overpaying the CEO doesn't mean paying him so much is "affects the value of the company", it means
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The share is not a product, it is actually a part of the company itself. As a (standard) shareholder, you actually own a part of the company. That is normal, and actually is your responsibility to look after how it is managed. eg: they could be more profitable by not paying the CEO that amount of money.
Even if you do not care about managing the company you just bought a share, there is a very important difference with being a client (like when you put money in a bank account) or a d
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Correct!
It's the "Golden Rule", and not the one in the bible - "Whoever has the gold, makes the rules"
It's one of the many nasty byproducts of capitalism but given the inherit nature of humanity, capitalism is probably our best bet. Our choices are that or whoever controls the military makes the rules, or some other such nonsense. It still allows for cronyism, but so do all the other systems and there are at least more avenues by which any one individual can attain gold so that individual can make their o
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I saw this report about a japanese CEO that rides a bus to work, eats the same food as the other staff and even decided a paycut for himself.
This kind of legislation has to have some effect at some point. Bad exensive decisions will pay out in the long run... for the competition ;)
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oh forgot to add: then all the whining will beginn and the US will plunge right into another useless war.
Incorrect information (Score:2)
I'm sorry to interrupt your outrage baiting that you've gotten a +5 Insightful on, but do you have a cite for when you say "shareholders have 0 say in what the CEO and board gets paid or even who is on it."
Shareholders' main right is to set who is on the board of directors.
Furthermore, one of the board of director's main rights it to determine what the CEO and board gets paid.
Traditionally, a corporation is like a representative republic. It's true, shareholders don't get a direct say in how much the CEO ge
An oxymoron (Score:5, Insightful)
'one very bored engineer who really likes his iPhone.'
An engineer who is
1. bored
2. likes iPhones?
Does not sound like much of an engineer.
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Not really. I know plenty of so-called engineers whose work suggests that they must have found their degree in a Happy Meal.
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Ok.
Computer Science : Research in actual computational algorithms, numerical analysis applications to computer science, etc. Think a mathematician that specializes in computation. Sure, it sort of exists in mathematics i.e. computational mathematics, but computer science used to be much more mathematics based. Imagine computer science guys theoretically designing quantum algorithms right now for research.
Software Engineer : As someone said below, an engineer legally responsible for output. Someone who desi
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An engineer who is
1. bored
2. likes iPhones?
Does not sound like much of an engineer.
Very intelligent people get bored when not tackling mentally challenging tasks, and they are usually paid a lot of money when they are, which is not all the time.
That's just my definition of a very intelligent person, which I am assuming most engineers are. I'm really curious what your or the moderator's definition of engineer is.
"Never bored because they all have Linux on their cellphones"?
See, you've confused Linux fanboys with engineers, that's your mistake.
a possible ironic one... (Score:2)
I think it would be great if we knew for sure it was a Nokia engineer on his iPhone
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You cannot hack all of the day (at least not at my age). I can write meaningless stuff on the internet all day though. It takes a lot less concentration and you can consume alcohol while you are doing it. If I would start programming now, I would be debugging the applications for the next couple of weeks.
If it was a hoax.... (Score:2)
If it was a hoax, the perpetrators could be charged under SEC rules with trying to manipulate the market. That would not bode well for them. Another alternative is that it wasn't a hoax, but Nokia made them an offer for their shares they couldn't refuse or if they were employees a severance package they couldn't refuse.
What's more likely, a group perpetrated a hoax and publicly admitted it knowing they could now be charged in the legal system or it wasn't a hoax and they were bought off?
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$10 says our little AC troll here read the post a few threads up and learned that it was a "Finish" (It's spelled Finnish) national, and decided to troll here as if he knew all along.
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It wasn't a hoax, and they were bought off / silenced.
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Pulling the site's comments back on line (Score:1)
Lulz (Score:1)
Alterior motives (Score:2)
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There obviously aren't that many really big individual shareholders in Microsoft (as opposed to investment funds, etc).
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http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/2009/08/10/bill-gates-continues-selling-off-microsoft-stock/ [seattlepi.com]
No Sh*t shirlock (Score:2)
Who the hell uses facebook to stage an investor's revolution. I would've been more scared if it was legitimate.
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I imagine it will become more common and more successful as the boomers begin selling stock in large quantities to finance their retirements but the C-suite remains primarily boomer and unresponsive to their new constituency.
Satire from the start, as noted on the site (Score:2)
The final text of the copyright of msqt.org's main page [msqt.org] contained this text at the very beginning (and still has it):
This is a satire, for the real Qt website go to qt.nokia.com.
The domain itself is registered by a random Finnish individual as registered through joker.com, a consumer-grade DNS reseller.
I find it hard to believe that anybody took it seriously and that anybody in the industry couldn't do the miniscule amount of homework to confirm what should have been everybody's initial suspicion: it's a freaking joke. It was never intended to mislead.
I wish they went the opposite direction from WP7 (Score:2)
I was ready to move to a Nokia Meego phone (from an iPhone 3G), but I have no interest in WP7 phones whatsoever, it doesn't matter if they have the best call quality, camera, GPS, screen, keyboard, whatever. Nokia is dead to me now. So from my point of view, Nokia looks incredibly stupid. But I know I'm not a typical customer and perhaps they can pull it off as I see plenty of people praising WP7 (and plenty lambasting it). But their stock value seems to show a lot of investors don't have the confidenc
Re:Why was this story even news to begin with? (Score:5, Insightful)
It got around the tech sites cause it was so obviously a much better idea than Nokia Plan A...
Doesn't matter if it was a hoax or not, they would do well to heed it.
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I really don't think it was a better plan. Rather more to the point, it might have been a better plan with a lot more flesh on its bones, and had Nokia not already inked the deals that would drive "Plan A" forward. As it was it was a lot of vague hand waving and spending a fortune "re-reinventing" the wheel. I don't want to know how much money Nokia has spent re-aligning itself for the MS deal, but tossing that out that window and going with an entirely new plan would probably cost that much again (or ev
Re:spent to align (Score:5, Funny)
Why did they have to spend much at all?
Microsoft: "Put Windows Phone on your handsets."
Nokia: "We'd rather not..."
Microsoft: "Sudo put Windows on your handsets."
Nokia: "Okay."
Costs:
License rights to XKCD
Buying Randall Munroe lunch and a free phone
Replacing Ballmer's Chair
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That kinda thing is always expensive. They're laying a lot of people off, that saves money in the long run but has huge upfront costs. Especially in a labor friendly jurisdiction like Finland. Figure every person they layoff gets a month of two of severance pay. Probably more in a place like Finland, but at least that. Gotta pay out everyone's accrued vacation (in a country where 6 weeks vacation a year is the norm). With large scale layoffs like this they probably provide a lot of job search assistanc
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Because Nokia needed an infusion of cash to survive and because this isn't "Put Windows Phone on your handsets" it's "Build us some handsets for Windows phone" which is much more expensive.
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I believe you mean Microsoft: runas /user:administrator "put Windows on your handsets."
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Bankrupt? Nokia was still making billions of profit per year. It would take several years, probably five or more of straight out losses for bankrupcy.
Their proble
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I didn't say, "Nokia is going bankrupt". I said: "Had they followed the plan laid out in "Plan B", given the currently reality of contracts signed and changes already in the works, they probably would have wound up bankrupt (or seriously weakened)". Making a ship the size of Nokia do a 180 is expensive. Making it do a 180, then immediately saying "Oops", and making it do another 180 is *really* expensive. The ideas expressed in "Plan B" might have been a good move, if they weren't already executing "Pl