Nokia Targets Mobile Kinetic Energy Charging 65
justice4all writes "Nokia has filed a US patent for a phone charger that harvests kinetic energy. The technology has been used in laptops, PDAs, and GPS receivers, according to Nokia. Essentially, the mobile devices would be powered in part through the movements of their owners."
So what you're saying is... (Score:3, Funny)
...if my laptop is running low on power, I should shake the hell out of it? Can do!
Re:Talk about a Euro-centric technology! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm aware that many Europeans and Asians would benefit from this technology, but American outside NYC will never get much current out. Any wonder Nokia dominates the European and Asian markets but preforms dismally over here?
Because we're all like the humans in Wall-E. We've got robot chairs and we never, ever move.
Today's patent humor (Score:4, Funny)
Typographical errors occur more often than one would think in patent applications. Often they're because the typist is unfamiliar with technical terms or can't read the inventor's handwriting. Or, maybe, the typist is daydreaming about a lobster dinner:
The same day the kinetic energy patent application was published, the USPTO published this one: SOFT BUTTER MEMORY CONFIGURATION IN A COMMUNICATION SYSTEM [uspto.gov].
It, of course, refers to a "soft buffer" memory configuration, but which patent is likely to have less prior art?
Re:Prior art (Score:3, Funny)
It would, but I think Nokia wants to patent it for mobile phones. Then someone will patent it for car remote fobs, then someone else will patent it for media players, then someone else will patent it for those sneakers that light up, then someone else will patent it for vibrators, then Apple will ban the use of the technology because someone has patented another use of it that could be sexually suggestive.
Re:So what you're saying is... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So the phone case has to go on a place that mov (Score:3, Funny)