Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks 659
faster_manic writes "The Taliban has demanded that cellphone network providers in Afghanistan cease service between the hours of 5pm and 7am each night of the week, as they believe American troops are able to track down Taliban members using their cellphones."
This made me laugh! (Score:5, Funny)
Don't get me wrong, the news story is quite legit, it just sounds like the kids playing cowboys and indians in the playground.
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
This is a good first step. (Score:5, Funny)
Good Luck (Score:5, Funny)
Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, hello, Congress. I didn't see you standing there. I was talking about the Taliban, not you. You guys are doing one hell of a bang up job in DC. Honest.
Cheap ass U.S. government (Score:5, Funny)
The real reason... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Next they'll want immunity... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Quick! Someone tag it with "religionofpeace"! (Score:2, Funny)
The Wile E. Coyote solution. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
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5:00pm to 7:00am (Score:5, Funny)
"Tomorrow at 8:00pm, you will drive an explosives laden truck into the American barracks."
"Hold on, Muhammed. My position as a level 1 suicide bomber clearly states that this is a non-exempt position, and my scheduled hours are from 8:00am to 5:00pm complete with two fifteen minute breaks and a 30 minute lunch. I can't be forced to work any overtime. Look, we can take this all the way to Vicki in HR, but I'd really rather not.
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:0, Funny)
So just to be sure that I understand, you mean that the taliban and these guys [wikipedia.org] are a bit the same?
Re:obvious answer (Score:2, Funny)
Brilliant.
Next you're going to tell us how light bulbs work by sucking up all the dark.
I think you misoverestimate them (Score:5, Funny)
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Yeah, that's stupid...that's when the "Free Nights and Weekends" minutes kick in....
Re:Stupid (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
-nB
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
Don't antropomorphise
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Re:moderation system is broken (Score:0, Funny)
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I think in Texas, you can still drink your beer while driving your truck and shooting out the window at street signs.
Ok, I made that last bit up.
Re:Isn't it as easy as (Score:5, Funny)
Mohamed dials 1-(800) us-army on his cell phone,
Mohamed: hey Army Joe, that scumbag taliban Achmed and his guys that keep stealing my chickens "for the cause" is coming through the village
US Army Joe: Sure no problem Mohamed, we'll light'em up out on the trail.
Mohamed: Thanks Joe, have a good one.