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I have a special rock that stops elephant stampedes. Did you know elephant stampedes happen EVERYWHERE, even on the moon?
Just send $50,000 for this special holistic ionized elephant repelling rock.
I believe it was a tiger repelling rock, wasn't it? Where's that clip...
No, my rock only does elephants. No lions, tigers, and bears. Just elephants.
Now if a VC could send a few mil my way, I can research into making rocks that repel other species.
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And It Works! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re: And It Works! (Score:0)
I have a special rock that stops elephant stampedes. Did you know elephant stampedes happen EVERYWHERE, even on the moon?
Just send $50,000 for this special holistic ionized elephant repelling rock.
Tiger (Score:2)
I believe it was a tiger repelling rock, wasn't it? Where's that clip...
Re: Tiger (Score:1)
No, my rock only does elephants. No lions, tigers, and bears. Just elephants.
Now if a VC could send a few mil my way, I can research into making rocks that repel other species.