Look at the (amusing) images on the website [5gbioshield.com]
They are not jamming anything. They are careful to note they are SHIELDING you from 5G. By way of a "wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser"...
That also expands depending on environment, again refer to images.:-)
Now you are argue about how much shielding a USB stick on your person might offer, as opposed to a full body aluminum suit. But it's not like they are doing anything illegal, just preying on the stupid and ignorant - a time honored profession.
A quick read suggests that they didn't claim anything that was false (I didn't check all their claims). It's pretty easy to honestly say something like "protects from all know harmful effects of 5G radiation" because there are no known harmful effects. It claims to work without using electricity. It claims to have been developed and certified by a particular scientist, which I didn't verify.
Oh it makes a tonne of claims that can be verified as either "true", "false" or "too crazy to live".
Lets review!
The 5GBioShield USB Key restores the coherence of the geometry of the atoms, which allows a perfect induction for life forces, by (re-) creating a cardiac coherence, via plasmic support and interactivity.
"Coherence of the geometry of the atoms"? Well thats a bunch of science words that all have meanings, although distinctly not when put in this order. Regardless, this can be checked and ought show up in a regular old electron microscope. I mean if your crystalizing everything in a 20M2 radius, SOMETHING should show up right?
The 5GBioShield USB Key emits a large number of life force frequencies favoring a general revitalization of the body, adjusting them according to the absorption capacity of each respective individual.
Great, this is easy, just supply the frequencies and have a look at the EM noise thrugh a spectrum analyser and see how much of that "frequency" is being emmitted.
And finally, tests!
There are measurements which confirm 100% efficiency of our 5GBioShield Key in protection from ANY kind of radiation
The ways to measure the efficacy of the key are indirect ways, like for example Heart Rate Variability, Brain frequencies, Blood sampling, molecular water measurement, Vollâ(TM)s electroacupuncture, and many others, which all are linked to the biological effects of RF, not the physically measurable effects.
This is pretty easy to 'verify' with a double blind.
The big question is, who exactly verifies this. The FDA probably doesnt have juristiction over EM stuff, and so I guess its whatever department does?
Oh, and just for a taste of just how fucking crazy their "professor" is, here he is squaring the circle: https://www.ijsr.net/get_abstr... [ijsr.net]
Note his discovery of the REAL value of pi, 3.16......Yeah you read that right lol
Great, this is easy, just supply the frequencies and have a look at the EM noise thrugh a spectrum analyser and see how much of that "frequency" is being emmitted.
No, you misunderstood. It's emitting life frequencies, not radio frequencies. It's another way of saying that it will make you feel good, like any placebo. So buy yours today!
So let's go double blind. Put it under a box. Place 9 identical empty boxes on the table. Bring in a group of energy healers and see if they can pick the correct box at better than chance.
Or just bring me any old USB stick you have laying around and for $20, I'll bless it such that it provides you at least as much protection as this >$300 device.
Or just bring me any old USB stick you have laying around and for $20,
No, the hologram is important for the life frequencies. Any USB stick you have will not have that. Your joyless scientific approach kills the life frequencies.
Oh, and just for a taste of just how fucking crazy their "professor" is, here he is squaring the circle: https://www.ijsr.net/get_abstr [ijsr.net]... [ijsr.net]
Note his discovery of the REAL value of pi, 3.16......Yeah you read that right lol
He is every bit as wonderful as I hoped he would be.
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Jamming Radio Signals is Illegal (Score:3, Interesting)
It's not a jammer, it's a shield (Score:2)
Look at the (amusing) images on the website [5gbioshield.com]
They are not jamming anything. They are careful to note they are SHIELDING you from 5G. By way of a "wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser"...
That also expands depending on environment, again refer to images. :-)
Now you are argue about how much shielding a USB stick on your person might offer, as opposed to a full body aluminum suit. But it's not like they are doing anything illegal, just preying on the stupid and ignorant - a time honored profession.
Re: (Score:2)
Not doing anything illegal? We apparently have very different definitions for that term. They're making easily disproved, fraudulent claims.
Re: It's not a jammer, it's a shield (Score:5, Informative)
Re: It's not a jammer, it's a shield (Score:2)
Oh it makes a tonne of claims that can be verified as either "true", "false" or "too crazy to live".
Lets review!
The 5GBioShield USB Key restores the coherence of the geometry of the atoms, which allows a perfect induction for life forces, by (re-) creating a cardiac coherence, via plasmic support and interactivity.
"Coherence of the geometry of the atoms"? Well thats a bunch of science words that all have meanings, although distinctly not when put in this order. Regardless, this can be checked and ought show up in a regular old electron microscope. I mean if your crystalizing everything in a 20M2 radius, SOMETHING should show up right?
The 5GBioShield USB Key emits a large number of life force frequencies favoring a general revitalization of the body, adjusting them according to the absorption capacity of each respective individual.
Great, this is easy, just supply the frequencies and have a look at the EM noise thrugh a spectrum analyser and see how much of that "frequency" is being emmitted.
And finally, tests!
This is pretty easy to 'verify' with a double blind.
The big question is, who exactly verifies this. The FDA probably doesnt have juristiction over EM stuff, and so I guess its whatever department does?
Oh, and just for a taste of just how fucking crazy their "professor" is, here he is squaring the circle: https://www.ijsr.net/get_abstr... [ijsr.net]
Note his discovery of the REAL value of pi, 3.16..... .Yeah you read that right lol
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Great, this is easy, just supply the frequencies and have a look at the EM noise thrugh a spectrum analyser and see how much of that "frequency" is being emmitted.
No, you misunderstood. It's emitting life frequencies, not radio frequencies. It's another way of saying that it will make you feel good, like any placebo. So buy yours today!
Re: (Score:2)
So let's go double blind. Put it under a box. Place 9 identical empty boxes on the table. Bring in a group of energy healers and see if they can pick the correct box at better than chance.
Or just bring me any old USB stick you have laying around and for $20, I'll bless it such that it provides you at least as much protection as this >$300 device.
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Or just bring me any old USB stick you have laying around and for $20,
No, the hologram is important for the life frequencies. Any USB stick you have will not have that. Your joyless scientific approach kills the life frequencies.
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... their "professor", here he is squaring the circle ...
Note his discovery of the REAL value of pi, 3.16..... .Yeah you read that right lol
OMG that article is literally worth less than the cost to download it.
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Oh, and just for a taste of just how fucking crazy their "professor" is, here he is squaring the circle: https://www.ijsr.net/get_abstr [ijsr.net]... [ijsr.net] Note his discovery of the REAL value of pi, 3.16..... .Yeah you read that right lol
He is every bit as wonderful as I hoped he would be.