I sometimes wish I had the chutzpah to be so straight up stringing together a pack of nothing. And getting other people's money for nothing (and chicks for free). So far, the only thing that I see that has some potential liability is the following, under the FAQ section, #3 "Does 5GBioShield USB key work with 3G, 4G and wifi as well?"
"The 5GBioShield is a full spectrum protection from all harmful ionised and non ionised radiation."
The way I read it, this will give me "full spectrum protection" from ionised radiation. If this had only been available back in the days of the "Radium Girls", those in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or even Chernobyl, they'd have lived normal lifespans.
At least it will protect me from sunburn, which is great.
Read up on the Quadro Tracker. It was a gadget sold to police departments, and the military(!), to find drugs, explosives, etc... It was a plastic box with a few wires and a transistor radio antenna screwed into it. That's it. No electronics or anything. They sold these things for $800.
"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..."
-- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"
Magnificently done. (Score:2)
I sometimes wish I had the chutzpah to be so straight up stringing together a pack of nothing. And getting other people's money for nothing (and chicks for free). So far, the only thing that I see that has some potential liability is the following, under the FAQ section, #3 "Does 5GBioShield USB key work with 3G, 4G and wifi as well?"
"The 5GBioShield is a full spectrum protection from all harmful ionised and non ionised radiation."
The way I read it, this will give me "full spectrum protection" from ionised radiation. If this had only been available back in the days of the "Radium Girls", those in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or even Chernobyl, they'd have lived normal lifespans.
At least it will protect me from sunburn, which is great.
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The trick is that the real radiation is "ionizing" and "non-ionizing", not "ionized"
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Good point. Man, whoever wrote this copy is good.
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And thanks for drawing my eye to it. I thought so myself, there is quite some artistry in the deceptions
Quadro Tracker (Score:2)
Read up on the Quadro Tracker. It was a gadget sold to police departments, and the military(!), to find drugs, explosives, etc... It was a plastic box with a few wires and a transistor radio antenna screwed into it. That's it. No electronics or anything. They sold these things for $800.