New Android App Encourages Users To Throw Device As High As Possible 156
kdryer39 writes "Like to tempt fate? Then you might want to check out Send Me To Heaven, the Android app that uses your phone's accelerometers to track how high it travels when thrown upward. Assuming you don't fumble your handset on its return trip, its distance will join that of other daredevils on the game's leaderboards. That's all there is to it. Really."
I can't wait for the desktop version.
Desktop version? Pshaw. (Score:5, Funny)
We need a version that runs on a VAX 11/780.
"HOLY SHIT DUDE FIVE INCHES! That's awesome!! ...why is the floor cracking?"
*CRASH*
But did you know... (Score:5, Funny)
Diaper App (Score:5, Funny)
Should have called it... (Score:2, Funny)
AngryDroids.
Re:Next up (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Desktop version? Pshaw. (Score:5, Funny)
XKCD is relevant [xkcd.com], as usual.
geek cred and fun in 3 easy* steps! (Score:4, Funny)
Step 1:)
Purchase a waterproof smartphone enclosure from a sporting goods store. Like say, these generic ones. [aliexpress.com] insert the phone inside the protector, and seal it.
Step 2:)
At the local post office, purchase a normal cardboard shipping box. I understand walmart also carries these. Then, buy a can of expanding foam insulation. Squirt the expanding foam insulation into the cardboard box, then, while the foam is still expanding and workable, embed the enclosure inside the foam. (You want to be able to get the phone out of the enclosure later. Keep that in mind.)
Step 3:)
Load the cardboard "shock box" into a "pumpkin chucker" trebuchet. You may need to troll newspapers or craigs list to find someone who has one. (they tend to advertise having them [pumpkinfarm.com], so all you need to do is look.) Set the angle nigh, then let it rip.
Enoy your ballistic smartphone score.
Re:Desktop version? Pshaw. (Score:4, Funny)
Electronic device IQ tests... (Score:5, Funny)
Electronic device IQ tests...
I wrote a program on a similar principle in 1983. It ran on a mainframe, and was called "He-man, Dangerous-man". Here's how it worked:
1) Draw an ASCII art carnival hammer strength meter
2) Put up text on the terminal telling the user that it is a strength meter
3) Tell the user "When I say 'go!', hit the return key as hard as you can!"
4) Count down from 10, and then print "go!"
5) When the return key is hit, make the little ASCII art "weight" go a random amount 2/3-3/4s way up the screen toward the "bell"
6) If the key to the left of the return key is hit, make it go all the way up and print ^G so you can demonstrate superior strength
Obviously, I was forced to remove it, the first time some idiot actually fell for it and broke the keyboard on a Televideo 912 terminal.