DARPA Wants Wireless Devices That Can Blast Through the Noise 79
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coondoggie writes "What if your wireless communications just absolutely, positively have to be heard above the din of other users or in the face of massive interference? That is the question at the heart of a new $150,000 challenge that will be thrown down in January by the scientists at DARPA as the agency detailed its Spectrum Challenge — a competition that aims to find developers who can create software-defined radio protocols that best use communication channels in the presence of other users and interfering signals."
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Mother-in-law.
Don't worry, I have the solution here. (Score:2, Funny)
You gotta use multi-phasic shifting!
Make it so.
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Can she punch a budget through the Senate?
Well, she can melt steel just by staring at it. And if she's in the mood for it she can have such a chilling effect on any gathering of people that your fart will freeze mid-air. I have no doubt she could sway the Senate if she felt like it.