FTC Files Complaint Against Wyndham For Hotel Data Breaches 46
coondoggie writes "A little over a month after the FBI warned travelers of an uptick in data being stolen via hotel Internet connections, the Federal Trade Commission has filed a complaint against Wyndham Worldwide Corporation and three of its subsidiaries for alleged data security failures that led to three data breaches at Wyndham hotels in less than two years."
So I put on my data breeches and my wizard hat and (Score:3, Funny)
So I put on my data breeches and my wizard hat and ...
Wyndham: Do these data breeches make my butt look fat?
FTC: Um... later honey I have some paperwork to file.
Or maybe this the start of a new advertising campaign by wyndham
"Ladies... don't like how data breeches make your butt look fat down at the poolside? Well come to Wyndham instead and relax in our spa, now featuring homeopathic computer security"
Conversation overheard at the defcon bar: "So I was social engineering the hotel firewall chick, and I charmed her outta her data breeches. At that point, I'm thinking third base for sure then I discovered it was a trap so I got the FTC to go after she/he for false advertising"
So... I heard the Wyndham has same day dry cleaning service as a perk, but if you send out your data breeches, rather than getting them back same day, everyone in .ru gets a copy of them.
That's all the time I got for /. standup comedy right now, thank you and I'll be here all night.