Verizon Removes Search Choices For BlackBerrys 510
shrugger writes "I picked up my BlackBerry this morning to do a search and noticed Bing as my default search engine. I thought this was very strange, since I didn't pick this setting. I went to change it back to Google and, to my chagrin, Bing was my only option! Apparently Verizon has pushed an update that removes all search providers except Bing. Thanks a lot Verizon!" The Reg notes: "The move is part of the five-year search and advertising deal Verizon signed with Microsoft in January for a rumored $500m."
Do you hear me now?? (Score:5, Funny)
Bing... (Score:5, Funny)
Bing, the sound of thousands of Verizon customers finding a new provider...
Re:Remind me how much AT&T sucks again (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That doesn't sound like a "push" to me . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Do you hear me now?? (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, the wonderful sound of thousands of cancelled contracts! Nothing quite like it.
Pork chop ugly (Score:3, Funny)
The move is part of the five-year search and advertising deal Verizon signed with Microsoft in January for a rumored $500m.
Reminds me of my dad saying someone was so ugly you had to hang a pork chop around their neck to find them a date. If Microsoft search is so great, why do they have pay Verizon a half-billion dollars to be their friend?
Re:You mean Fuck (Score:1, Funny)
and I thought he meant Fsck
Re:Do you hear me now?? (Score:5, Funny)
Divorce her and leave her the phone. That'll teach her.
Re:You mean Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Honestly how angry can you be if you still have to censor the word fuck?
Parent wasn't censoring, that was globbing. It expresses all of the following:
Feedback you Verizon
Fetlock you Verizon
Flack you Verizon
Flapjack you Verizon
Flashback you Verizon
Fleck you Verizon
Flick you Verizon
Flintlock you Verizon
Flock you Verizon
Flyspeck you Verizon
Forelock you Verizon
Frock you Verizon
Fuck you Verizon
Fullback you Verizon
and more!!
Re:Bing... (Score:4, Funny)
"bing" means ailment in Mandarin. It could be a coincidence, I'm just saying...
Re:Do you hear me now?? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You mean Fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Also:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. And if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would smack you Verizon.
Re:Do you hear me now?? (Score:1, Funny)
In Soviet Russia, sharks with lasers welcome YOU!
Re:Droid (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, the iPhone lets you change your search provider in the configuration settings.
Yeah, I can set the check mark next to either Google or Yahoo. Now there's real "Freedom of Choice."
Re:You mean Fuck (Score:3, Funny)
You reserve the right to self censor. We reserve the right to call it ridiculous, pointless and to mock it mercilessly.
And to miss the irony, apparently.