Cell Phones To Be Allowed On UK Planes 217
Matty the Monkey writes "The British regulator in charge of air travel has approved cellphones for use on airline flights, reports the BBC. Airlines will be allowed to activate base stations in the plane's tail after takeoff, creating a zone of mobile coverage around the plane. 'The services could stop working once aircraft leave European airspace. Initially, only second generation networks will be offered but growing interest would mean that third generation, or 3G, services would follow later, said Ofcom. The cost of making a mobile phone call from a plane will be higher than making one from the ground.'"
Aaaargh (Score:5, Funny)
just so long... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:5, Funny)
When other people force me into their conversations in public, where I cannot really move away without significant inconvience, and the conversations are that inane, I generally join in. For instance, you could have said something like, "Oh, you know I hate when I get bitchy looks. You always know that... [I'm not going to continue, but if you talked for five minutes, they'll get off the phone." Alternatively, instead of talking for a long time, you could be uncouth; "She was probably bitchy because she was getting her period. After she's bled out her vagina for a few days, I'm sure she'll be fine."
The important thing is to entertain yourself as you interfer.
Re:Earplugs... £0.15 a pair. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:3, Funny)
All problems have solutions (Score:3, Funny)
Pilot Killing Waves (Score:4, Funny)
I saw a documentary on it here:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/30 [penny-arcade.com]
Oh, I guess that frequency-hopping signals really aren't that bad.
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:5, Funny)
1. Incoming Call - Ring ring. Hello, Hi Larry, No, I'm on the bus, I'll call you when I get to the office. Bye.
2. Person gets on bus and calls - Hi, I just got on the bus, pick me up at the bus loop at 5, thanks bye.
3. Person gets on bus (ok, girl gets on bus) - talks loudly, same conversation as the one you quoted. "So she's all like get over it you know and I go like whatever and she goes.......blah de blah
Calls #1 & #2 - no problem, they don't bother me, the person is being considerate of others. Call #3, They'll find her corpse stuffed into a culvert somewhere, and the cause of demise will be suffocation due to a cell phone lodged in the trachea. Not that I'm angry or anything. As long as the jury members are over 30 I'll never be convicted either.
Sure, cel phones on a plane, what could possibly go wrong.
Done with planes (Score:4, Funny)
Phones. The latest in a series of moves designed to make traveling on a plane as excruciating as possible. Were I wearing a tinfoil hat I might even think it were a deliberate policy to discourage people from taking planes, in the name of terrorism or whatever this week's Reichstag fire is.
Screw planes, I'm going by boat. It's probably quicker.
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Cell hopping? (Score:2, Funny)
My guess is all calls get dropped; and those two planes don't make their scheduled arrival times.
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:2, Funny)
"Vous retournez chez toi dans une ambulance."
"You are going home in an ambulance."
Take it outside (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fist fights at 30,000 feet. (Score:2, Funny)