California Bans Front-Seat Computer Use 804
An anonymous reader submits "As of January 1, 2004 the State of California has banned the use of notebook computers used anywhere in the front seat (PDF) of a moving vehicle. Previously, the ban applied just to TV sets. Even if your car-pooling front seat passenger is just doing some programming, you can be charged with a crime (AB 301). Thanks go to CA Assemblymember Sarah Reyes for this well meaning but overly broad piece of legislation." The text is mercifully short, but still contains some tricky language; probably the meaning of "installed" at the very least needs to be clarified. Would a laptop affixed to a installed bracket count? Considering the complexity of modern automotive navigation/control systems (now sneaking into budget vehicles, too), it seems like a very fine distinction. The law would seem to ban handheld computers being used as navigation aids, too, or GPS devices with games, and very soon, nearly all cell phones.
Just a slight inconvenience. (Score:2, Funny)
Now, I guess I'll just put it in the back seat.
Re:heh. (Score:3, Funny)
EXACTLY.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen near misses because some woman was doing her makeup on the way to work while driving, or some guy was fishing fries out of the McD's bag while pulling into traffic.
<MarvinTheMartian>And it makes me angry! So very angry!</>
Obligatory Dave Barry link (Score:2, Funny)
Tainted Water (Score:0, Funny)
Good thing normal states like Alabama don't make up these ridiculous laws.
Re:What about passengers? (Score:5, Funny)
Why shouldn't I be allowed to have my wife, sitting passenger side, connect to MapQuest to help me with driving directions?
Because that's the male code:
Rule 387: Never admit to your wife that you are lost or need directions. You know exactly where you are, and even if it does not appear that you are going anywhere useful, you are certain that you haven't passed that building twice already.
Too Bad (Score:5, Funny)
Backseat Driver not affected? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:remove vanity mirrors (Score:3, Funny)
Whoa now buddy! dont get too out of control here...
nothing is better than riding with a friend in a Semi truck and being able to see down though a sunroof to that blond wearing a miniskirt and open top.... do you realize how far up those skirts ride when on the highway for a couple of hours?
I'll gladly go off the road and end up in a roll over for that distraction... Hell probably still have the smile on my face when they pull the body out of the wreckage.
Re:Front seat passenger (Score:3, Funny)
*looks at road*
*looks at laptop quickly*
Driver: Whoa, man. Is that a typedef!?
Passenger: LOOK AT THE ROAD LOOK AT THE
*crash*
Moral of the story? Use java
Re:Just a slight inconvenience. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:heh. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about passengers? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:good,bad and the ugly (Score:3, Funny)
dunno, cops, emt's, yuppie scum. .
but then what kind of idiot reads a bok while driving, watches TV while driving, puts on MAKEUP WHILE DRIVING????
everybody freaking else.
Police/Firefighters/Paramedics (Score:2, Funny)
Re:it's about time some one did this (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So what? (Score:5, Funny)
Great (Score:4, Funny)
Now all of our programming jobs will be outsourced to non-Frontseat-Computing-Ban countries like India, where carpooling engineers can get in than extra hour of programming each day.
Re:What about the police? (Score:3, Funny)
Of course they are. Hell, where I live they are exempt from using turn signals and making full stops at stop signs, apparently.
Re:Origins (Score:3, Funny)
Uh...
Wooo, tits and beer and guns! These colors never run! It's got a Hemi, go Yankees! Matrix rulez! Let's shop at Wal-Mart's, Wooo!
And yes, I do ocassionally refer to my trunk as a "boot," but that results in my wife kicking my ass.
Less people - more oxygen (Score:3, Funny)
typo? (Score:1, Funny)
Androids (Score:3, Funny)
Will the madness never end?