Your Favorite Technology That Didn't Come To Pass

With the absence of business-related articles in the past month or so and now a CowboyNeal option in the poll, could Slashdot be finally getting back on track?

I was thinking [plus613.net] more along the lines of one with high heels, a short skirt, low cut blouse, etc. You know, something the Japanese might build.

Why is CowboyNeal-1000/robot maid in there twice?

Considering the calories you actually need the pill would be denser than lead. Since its not lead I suppose you could use some sort of extremely strong microgravitational field to squeeze all of the required elements and configurations into the SIZE of a pill. But at that point using enough mass for that amount of gravity would create a micro blackhole, assuming of course you somehow manipulated the higgs field via whatever causes hypothetical anistropy in the physical laws of the universe to confer more mass than usual on the constituent molecules of said pill. You'd also have to use the aforementioned to stabilize the micro blackhole, as it would be small enough to evaporate via hawking radiation rather quickly under current, local physical laws. Because hawking radiation would of course transform it into matter not considered nutritious thanks to the particle/anti-particle pairing not producing the exact molecules that constituted the black hole itself. Not that it would be in the form of a pill anymore.

Anyway, barring this or some other very strange form of condensed matter physics I'm sure all the nutrition you'd need in a single manageable pill is going to totally be plausible.

No, I'm not. However, I am writing on it right now.

I mean, duh...

"Why is CowboyNeal-1000/robot maid in there twice?"

Oh dear god... The Cowboy Neal-1000 in a french maid's costume...

Pass the brain bleach! Now!

I don't even want to think of what it'll do with the feather duster.

But I don't like people so why would I want slaves?