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Meet the Laptop You Will (Won't?) Use In 2015
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CmdrTaco
on Mon Jul 07, 2008 07:35 AM
from the believe-it-when-i-touch-type-on-it dept.
from the believe-it-when-i-touch-type-on-it dept.
robert2cane writes "The Compenion concept notebook, designed by Felix Schmidberger, eschews the familiar clamshell design in favor of two superbright organic LED panels that slide into place next to each other, making the notebook just three-quarters of an inch thick." Really this page is just some renderings of some concept computers that are pretty far out of practical production reach. Some interesting ideas, but mostly a whole lot of 'Yeah, right.'
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The laptop that fits into a steering wheel, great! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The laptop that fits into a steering wheel, gre (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm pretty sure that future is here now.
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Re:The laptop that fits into a steering wheel, gre (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:The laptop that fits into a steering wheel, gre (Score:5, Insightful)
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Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Insightful)
Then why is it on
Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Funny)
You must be new here...
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113 Comments... (Score:5, Funny)
*reflects on the hypocrisy of this post*
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Re:113 Comments... (Score:4, Informative)
You're welcome.
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Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Funny)
Some interesting ideas, but mostly a whole lot of yeah right.
Actually, mostly a whole lot of 500 Internal Server Error.
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Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Funny)
Meet the web server you won't use in 2008.
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Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Funny)
Meet the web server you won't use in 2008.
Just what I wanted, a Diet Code Red Mountain Dew sinus rinse and keyboard wash.
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Meet the web server you won't use in 2008.
Indeed, the whole site appears to be 403 Forbidden now. It looks like freehostia.com has yanked it for being too popular.
Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Interesting)
Oh, come on. "Stuff that matters" used to be 90% case mods. That's why so many sites were "slashdotted" back in the day -- they were all people's personal Web sites where they had posted their leet case mods.
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Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:5, Informative)
There's quite a few such articles:
The 256-processor laptop with roll up screen and keyboard [pcmag.com]
Flatter laptops [gizmog.com]
Fold-up screens [coolest-gadgets.com]
Clip-together screens [nonsensical.com]
Gas-turbine batteries [thestar.com]
Dual touchscreen laptop [newlaunches.com]
Mac Tablets [tuvie.com]
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Re:Uhhh OK. (Score:4, Informative)
Now scroll down and see the date is: This entry was posted on Saturday, July 5th, 2008 at 9:26 am and is filed under future design. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. That would
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I bet... (Score:3, Insightful)
that Felix Schmidberger looks at his fingers while he types.
Re:I bet... (Score:5, Funny)
that Felix Schmidberger looks at his fingers while he types.
Hah, onlu dumb peopke meed to look ar their fongerd ti write.
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The future - same as today ... (Score:5, Funny)
BTW: You can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
Re:The future - same as today ... (Score:5, Informative)
Yup, the site is pretty overloaded. Coral cache [nyud.net] to the rescue!
(Not that the site is really worth the effort...)
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Re:The future - same as today ... (Score:5, Funny)
1) You need to point out your jokes.
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2) You are posting your jokes on Slashdot.
Tactile response (Score:3, Insightful)
I bet there will be a lot of disgruntled programmers/novelists/actual-users-of-computers in the future.
you're missing the main point! (Score:3, Funny)
Its organic!. Therefore it's obviously better for you in every possible way!
Or does that mean its steeped in unprocessed manure?
I always get those two mixed up....
Re:Tactile response (Score:4, Interesting)
I love that argument! Simply because the answer is so obvious. Most (newer) laptops have bluetooth integrated in them. If you just NEED a keyboard (really, nothing wrong with that... I NEED one for what I do) just get a bluetooth keyboard for when you are "working" ... there are even roll up ones to take when you are traveling.
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Re:Tactile response (Score:5, Funny)
Oblig. [thebestpag...iverse.net]
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
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Re:Tactile response (Score:5, Interesting)
With a little luck, and some help from engineers [redferret.net], they will still have tactile feedback. I'm actually rather anxious to try one of these Nokia "haptic" screens.
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Re:Tactile response (Score:4, Funny)
microscopic ray guns built into every pixel that fire tiny repulsor beams into your fingertips as you type, creating the illusion of feedback. Plus tiny speakers also built into each pixel that creates the sound of clacking springs. the deluze model has miniature tractor beam guns bulti in for those who want that "spilled the coffee / ate a doughnut over the keys" slightly tacky feel...
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2015 (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, well. It seem that 2015 will not be the year of the Linux desktop.
old news (Score:3, Informative)
Dupe too [slashdot.org]
I already have it (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I already have it (Score:4, Insightful)
Hopefully they'll get their act together and actually adopt a standard everyone else uses for once instead of making their own.
Sony? You must be new here. And by here I mean Earth.
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Re:I already have it (Score:4, Funny)
Hopefully they'll get their act together and actually adopt a standard everyone else uses for once instead of making their own.
Sony? You must be new here. And by here I mean Earth.
I am from Regina in the Deneb sector, and even I got that joke.
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New machines need new operating systems... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:New machines need new operating systems... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, one of the screenshots had a clearly visible logo of XP. That's interesting, if it's meant for 2015...
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Re:New machines need new operating systems... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, one of the screenshots had a clearly visible logo of XP. That's interesting, if it's meant for 2015...
That's because by 2015 Microsoft still won't have an operating system better than Windows XP.
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'Futurism' reflects the current age (Score:4, Insightful)
Case in point? Look at the holographic shark that jumps out of the cinema and bites Marty McFly in Back to the Future II. It looks so 80s because, well, it was made in the 80s. It is likely that even 7 years from now there will be technology which hasn't been invented yet that will be incorporated in every computer -- that is, assuming notebooks are even considered reasonable any more... i personally expect things to go more the way of the iPhone/Archos for portable computation.
No touch screen keyboards please! (Score:3, Insightful)
Too Much Touch (Score:4, Insightful)
I'm a big fan of multitouch, and in fact am an early adopter, and one of the probably 2000 or so people who bought a TouchStream (the first multitouch keyboard on the market, many years ago, long before TouchStream went bancrupt and was then acquired by Apple...)
But exactly that experience has taught me one thing: You can't beat tactile feedback for keyboard input. As long as your display doesn't have tactile feedback, multitouch sucks and won't replace a regular keyboard.
What multitouch is great at is analog input, i.e. the stuff we use the mouse for right now. Dragging stuff, resizing stuff, drawing shapes (for gestures or graphics, or to select, whatever) all that kind of things. But when it comes to typing text, you don't want to do that on surface that doesn't give you tactile feedback. FWIW, I can type more error-free with my eyes closed on a regular keyboard, than with my eyes open on a touch-keyboard.
So if those designers could shed their fanboyship of multitouch surfaces for a while, and do what designers ought to do for a change, namely look for the meeting point between form and function, they'd find a lot more and better applications for multitouch displays than keyboard replacements.
Same old same old (Score:5, Interesting)
Every year we see all sorts of concepts for computers that we'll be using in 5, 10 or 20 years time. Yet 5, 10 or 20 years ago, the devices we used then are still largely the same.
Sure, they're faster and have more memory, as well as maybe more colours on their screens, but ultimately they don't look all that different.
I very much doubt any of these concepts will see the light of day unless they offer something truly useful and innovative.
Free Hosting? (Score:3, Funny)
Did Slashdot really just link to a page with the words 'free' and 'host' in the URL?
Rejected technology (Score:5, Interesting)
There are plenty of technologies that came along that were poised to replace something but never quite made it. Remember the "push button transmission" in the mid-50's Dodge models? Of course you don't. It was supposed to do away with that antiquated lever system used to switch gears. But people LIKED the lever, and with the push button controller you could do something that the lever didn't allow you to: place your car into reverse directly from drive, which is obviously extremely dangerous.
Then in the 1980's we saw another phenomenon: the digital dashboard. Instead of using those antiquated analog dials, automakers started using digital readouts instead. It was all computerized and cool and futuristic...and was gone by the early 1990's. People wanted the old-fashioned dials.
To predict that the keyboard will be gone in less than 10 years is like predicting the steering wheel will be gone by then, too.
just like phones, cars and televisions (Score:3, Informative)
So it will be in the laptop of the future. Keyboards won't get any bigger or smaller, same with screen sizes. So the LotF will be the same size as todays (and 10 years' ago's, too). Functions will probably be similar, also: documents, games, media, communication.
Yes, they'll be faster, but all the extra DRM and security features (such as having everything encrypted) will take away most of the gain. Disks will be gone - hello SSDs - but that's an easy prediction, as is wireless connectivity. the O/S and applications will be so transparent to the user that who owns/makes them will be irrelevant.
The only major change I can foresee is the need for personal identification and possibly a built-in payment mechanism, for all the media - whicj will have to be paid for, before you can view it.
Moving parts? In 2015?? (Score:4, Interesting)
I hope by 2015 notebooks would have no moving parts - no sliding things either.
I just want a normal notebook. Just normal notebook from Sci-Fi: no physical parts, voice interface, 3D projector and virtual keyboard. All that packed into watch.
Google can't find images - but something like it was in Heroic Age [wikipedia.org] anime.
Monthly BIOS license fees, DRM enabled login (Score:3, Insightful)
The laptop you use in 2015 will require monthly BIOS license fees, monthly service plans to log in, & fall apart in 3 weeks. It'll be made by 5 year old slave kids in Kazakhstan. All data storage will be through wireless networking to the giga corporation & monitored by the FBI for signs of the word "republican" or negative comments about the giga corporation.
However the display will be made out of organic LEDs.
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Just FYI, it would also be 0.00635 African female elephants, or 0.0127 zebras.
Actually, when expressed in these units, it definately looks a bit too thick for a laptop.
Re:Rollable displays and virtual keyboards (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Rollable displays and virtual keyboards (Score:4, Funny)
Rollable makes little sense because you'll just look like you have a donkey dick in your pocket.
It already looks like I have a donkey dick in my pocket, you insensitive clod!
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What can I say? Your ideas about the ideal interface differ from mine.